BOB FM DEMO AUDIO TRANSCRIPT

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[retro music plays]

 

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It's time for music. [retro music plays]

 

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Bob FM.

 

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[cars honk] [retro music plays] It's about

 

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time there's a good radio station.

 

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Also, you play the intro to the songs and

 

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I'm not kidding you, I never knew some of

 

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these existed. Um, some of my favorite

 

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songs, to how they started out. And I

 

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really appreciate it.

 

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[retro music plays] WOO!. 1999.

 

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[instrumental music plays] If you took

 

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every CD Bob FM played and laid them endto end, the line of CDs would stretch from

 

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Earth to Mars. Uh, okay then. Uh,

 

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[laughs] that would be, um, Mars,

 

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Pennsylvania. [retro music plays]

 

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I think Bob should run for president, as

 

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he has so many songs on his playlist that

 

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he could put a good spin on everything and

 

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he'd probably win anyway.

 

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[rock music plays] Yow. [record scratches]

 

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What? You don't believe Bob plays it all?

 

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All right then, let's count all the songs

 

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Bob plays. And go.

 

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[rock music plays] So the man at the back said to everyone,"Attack" and it turned into a ballroom blitz.

 

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Drops of Jupiter in her hair.

 

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Dancin' with myself. Oh, oh. Dancin' with myself. I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Where can I find a woman like that?

 

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Last dance with Mary Jane. One more time to kill the pain.

 

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Oh,here she comes. She's a maneater.

 

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Oh, I get hysterical, hysteria. Oh,can you feel it?

 

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All I wanna do is have some fun.  I got a feeling I'm not the only one. The heart of rock and roll is still beatin'

 

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Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. How many was

 

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that?

 

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[retro music plays] I lost count.

 

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[phone rings] Hello? Hey, I just wanted to

 

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tell you I love the radio station. I work

 

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the midnight shift, and you keep me going

 

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all night long. You're the most awesome

 

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radio station in the world. [cars honk] I

 

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love you, Bob.

 

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[retro music plays]

 

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You guys rock. I love your station. I

 

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don't even have to call and request a song

 

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because you guys play it all.

 

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Little ditty, about BOB and Diane,

 

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[upbeat music plays] Our mission, to

 

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boldly go where no radio station has gone

 

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before, to seek out new galaxies of great

 

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songs forgotten by those other radio

 

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stations who think mankind's destiny is

 

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simply to hear the same songs over and

 

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over and over and over and over.

 

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[person yells] Enough to make a Vulcan

 

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hurl. [person yelps] Hey, watch that new

 

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spacesuit, buddy. The '80s, '90s and

 

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whatever, Bob FM.