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[howling] Announcing the beginning of the Wolfman Jack Radio Show. [static buzzes]

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Wolfman Jack.

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Oh, [growls]. I'm getting barbaric again. I feel crazed and animal-like. [screams] I better control myself before Frank Buck comes in and throws a net over me [laughs]. Here's Tom Petty.

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Yeah, running down a dream. That never would come to me. Love shack is a little old place where we can get together. Let's go crazy. Let's get nuts.

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[howling] [rock music] Are you crazy? You're listening to the Wolfman Jack Show. Ah.

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And now, here's Wolfman Jack for De Milo's Insect Funeral Home.

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Got 'em! [laughs] That was a big bug. Mars, I'm glad you killed him.

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Oh, he was so young. [crying]

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Why are you crying?

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I always feel so bad when I kill a bug. I know I have to but it brings me to tears all the time.

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I know the guilt is awful.

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[crying].

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That's why you need De Milo's Insect Funeral Home.

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What is it?

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It's a cute little cardboard funeral home for all the bugs you have to kill. And it sends them off with respect instead of guilt.

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Well how does it work?

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Well you just put it in the corner of any room and when you hear this [instrumental music plays].

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The bug has been killed and laid to rest in a teeny little bitty bitty bitty casket.

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Oh, it's so cute. And they leave us with dignity. Oh, Wolf, it's great.

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Don't forget that name. It's De Milo's Insect Funeral Home. Kills them dead and mourns their passing with respect for the insect.

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Wolfman Jack.

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Clap for the Wolfman. He's gonna rate your record high. Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's fourth room bed. Because your kiss, your kiss, is on my list because-

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[phone rings] Oh, telephone, my, my, my. Uh, hello?

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Hello?

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Uh yes uh, I'd like to move something.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh-

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To where?

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[clears throat] Well, I'd, I'd like to, uh, uh, first, eh, eh, it's, it's, it's an animal. It's, it's a very large moose.  [laughs]. Mm-hmm.  And uh, do you have facilities for moving a moose, say from New York to Los Angeles?

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[laughs]. Just a moment please.

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Yeah.

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Hello, may I help you?

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Uh, h- hello. Who, who is this?

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This is Toni.

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Hi Toni.

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Hi.

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Uh, uh, I was asking the girl, uh, you see, I, I wanna move a moose from New York to Los Angeles- [laughs]. And, and I was wondering if you had facilities to, uh, haul a, a live moose for me?

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A live moose? [laughs].

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Yes.

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Oh no, sir. We don't. [moose groans]

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I can't hear you, baby. [laughs].

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We work with Railway Express.

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Pardon me, dear?

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Railway Express.

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Yeah. I'm sorry. I d- I didn't understand you. Could you say that again please?

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Railway Express.

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Does, does Railway Express do that kind of thing?

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I don't know. I real- I, I've never...

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Ain't, ain't you folks ever moved any mooses before?

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No, haven't moved a moose lately.

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[laughs]  [laughs].  My grace, uh, this, uh, this, uh, this moose is called Rufus the Moose.

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Rufus the Moose?

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[laughs]. That's right. [laughs]. Wow. Easy

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Rufus. [moose groans]

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[laughs].

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Uh, well, y- you saying you don't have no facilities to, uh, move a moose?

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No sir, we don't.

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[laughs]. Well, I certainly thank you, Toni.

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Uh, thank you.

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All right, bye.

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...Beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated. I want to push you around. Well I will. Well I will.

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And this next song sends out a soft message of love in a sweet vignette of melodic prose, with a tender surface of gummy resin and three layers of squishy larvae, plus a dribbling helping of sticky stuff. All in the name of love.

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Shot through the heart and you're to blame. Darling, you give love a bad name. Did I say something that wasn't true? I'm asking you, sugar would I lie to you? You can go your own way. Go your own way. You can call it another day-

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[Howl] As Fred Silverman once said, "Where do I go from here?" [laughs] That's what he said